Molokai: Mission Implausible
A chopper, a secret reef, and a bucket of blood: ingredients for the perfect day on Hawaii’s Forgotten Isle.
Molokai - Image via Wikipedia
by Josh
McHugh
Private Air Magazine
November 2007
I.
Access is a complicated concept.
There’s physical access, the kind, say, a helicopter can provide, and then
there’s the kind that only comes through personal connections. We needed both.
The mission Private Air tasked photographer Michael Darter and me with: in one
weekend, find and surf a prime break in Hawaii with no one else out, by any
means necessary. We chose to accept it.
The problem: The coastlines of the
Hawaiian Islands are the most thoroughly wave-scouted and most consistently
surfed in the world. What’s more, with the exception of Waikiki’s gentle
rollers and a few other family-friendly spots, Hawaiian waves are among the
world’s most jealously-guarded. The rules in the water are fairly simple —
basically, locals have right-of-way — and are enforced via a range of nonverbal
techniques, ranging from “stink-eye” on the mild side, to snapping the fins off
an interloper’s board, all the way to an old-fashioned beating on the beach.
Our first bit of luck was the
decision to base this possible fool’s errand at the Kapalua Resort, a
23,000-acre golf paradise perched at the northern end of Maui’s west coast. Not
only is Kapalua adjacent to Honolua Bay, Maui’s best-known surf spot, but the
resort’s activities director, Adam Quinn, is extremely well-connected.
We filled Adam in on our quest,
and he directed us to Jimmy Buffett’s personal surf coach, the ponytailed,
tanned and goateed Tim Sherer, surf tour operator and owner of the Goofy Foot
surf school, 10 miles south of Kapalua in Lahaina, which in the 1800s was the
capital of Hawaii and the center of the Pacific whaling industry. Tim gave it
some thought and suggested we do something completely impossible via ground
travel and extremely difficult even with a boat: surf a secret,
nearly-inaccessible break on the cliff-protected north shore of Molokai, Maui’s rough-edged neighbor to the west.
Upon arriving in Lahaina to plan
the trip with Tim, the first thing we heard about surfing Molokai was the
bucket story, which goes like this: A Maui local and a pro surfer based in Oahu
decide to visit a secluded surf break on Molokai, sometimes called “the
friendly island” but known to be less than welcoming to outsiders. They catch
the ferry across the Molokai channel, rent a Jeep, drive to the end of the
road, and hike down a valley to a point break on Molokai’s north shore. Five
minutes after they paddle out, a local joins them in the lineup, paddling a
longboard, on the nose of which sits a bucket.
The outsiders, wary of Molokai’s
reputation for a rough brand of foreign relations, brace for a confrontation.
The local merely shows them a wide smile, picks up the bucket, and dumps its
contents into the water next to our adventurers — five gallons of fresh cow’s
blood. He puts the bucket back on the nose of his board, turns and paddles to
the beach. As the visitors process what has just happened, the tiger sharks
begin arriving, ending one of the shorter surf sessions on record. Access denied.
When I told a college friend and
surfer who’s lived in Lahaina for a decade that we hoped to land a helicopter
at a Molokai surf spot, there was a silence on the line. “Ooh. Yikes. Molokai,”
she said. “That’s pretty heavy. Do you know anyone over there? Maybe you could
do that on Maui instead.” Even the airports are tough. In its travel tips for
visiting Molokai via plane, Fodor’s travel guide notes: “If you fly into the airstrip at Kalaupapa, your arrival should coincide
with one of the authorized ground tours. Otherwise you'll be asked to leave.”
After a frantic series of phone
calls, we tracked down one of the operators of those ground tours,
Singapore-born Clare Mawae, a former amateur world champion windsurfer. Clare,
who speaks with a British accent but is as close to local as a haole girl can get, said she knew just
the person we needed to clear the trip with. To land on Molokai’s hallowed
ground, we needed permission and a guide. Throughout most of the developed
world, permission is a concept that has largely been formalized and replaced by
permits, issued by municipal authority.
On Molokai, it’s still about
getting permission. How valid that permission is, of course, depends on who
issues it. In our case, that person turned out to be a local named Walter Naki.
As long as Walter was on board, we would be fine, Clare said. Plus, if the
first spot we hit wasn’t breaking, he could shuttle us to a better spot in his
boat. With the surf guide and the helicopter already lined up, we waited
breathlessly to hear from Walter.
At 8:30 on the eve of our
expedition, Walter called to say it was on.
II.
Image by pmarkham via Flickr
The next morning, Pilot Chris Reed
of Alex Air met our crew — Tim, fellow surf instructor John TK, photographer
Michael Darter and me — at 7:30 a.m., at a community ballpark nestled in a
eucalyptus grove in Fletcher Beach Park, next to Kapalua’s Bay Course. Behind
him on the outfield was our ride for the day — a 6-seat American Eurocopter
AS350 chopper. Because we’d be traveling over water for most of our trip, Chris
had us put on some nifty life vests that are held in place by a belt and
inflate when yanked off the belt and over the head.
Since none of us knew the name or
exact location of the secret spot, Chris asked for our guide’s phone number.
Our guide’s niece answered the phone. We heard him say “A blue tarp? That’s it?
I’ll know it when I see it? I need at least 50 feet in diameter to land -
you’re sure there’s a clearing?” He got into the cabin shaking his head.
We lifted off and Chris took us on a flyover of Kapalua’s legendary Plantation course, home of the annual PGA kickoff event, the Mercedes Open, the economic equivalent to Maui of having the Super Bowl in the same city every year. Then Chris turned the A-Star 180 degrees and we headed west over the Molokai channel.
A northeastern swell battered Molokai’s shoreline as we approached sun-scorched foothills rising into the progressively greener slopes of the dormant Molokai volcano. The coastline sloped away beneath us into Halawa Bay, at the end of a verdant 2-mile long valley, and Chris pointed out the end of the island’s northernmost road. The chopper climbed to make it over the next ridge, and we expected another valley on the far side. Instead, Chris tipped the A-Star’s nose downward just as we topped the ridge, which turned out be a sheer cliff plunging 3,000 feet straight down into the Pacific. Chris had a quiet chuckle while the rest of us attempted to locate our stomachs.
Image by ScubaJo via Flickr
We skimmed westward along
waterfall-ribboned sea cliffs until Chris spotted the blue tarp, just off a
rocky cove where another valley met the ocean. There might have been a clearing
near it at some point, but there definitely wasn’t one anymore - aside from few
tent platforms lining the shore, it was jungle straight back to the walls of
the valley. After dropping down to survey the landscape up close, Chris
gingerly put the A-Star down on the “beach,” a 30-foot wide rock slope
separating the jungle from the water.
We stuffed our belongings and
electronic gear into dry bags, attached them to ourselves with surfboard
leashes, and swam out to Walter’s boat. Walter turned out to be a big,
imposing, and — thank god — extremely friendly Molokai native, a black-haired
grandfather who has been organizing private tours, fishing and hunting expeditions
(under questioning, he allows that he’s bagged over a hundred wild pigs, mostly
with a bow and arrow or knife), and generally running things on this corner of
the island for the last forty years or so.
The first spot we surfed was partially
shielded from the swell, and for an hour Tim, John and I traded chest-high
waves breaking over a sandy bottom. I could have stayed there all day, but it
was clear that Tim and John were eager to ride something a little bigger, and
Walter indicated that he had something else in mind for us.
We paddled back to Walter’s boat,
and he took us on a 10-mile run around the northeastern corner of the island.
The boat ride alternated between relaxing and harrowing, as Walter piloted us
between and over the 6-foot swells smashing into the foot of half-mile-high
cliffs. Next to a spot where the wave only breaks when the swell is above 10
feet, Walter pointed out one cove called “the shower,” after a cliffside
waterfall marked by the front half of a broken surfboard.
We rounded the corner and headed
south, toward Molokai’s only well-known break, Rock Point. I started scanning
the shoreline for longboards and buckets.
“Don’t worry,” Walter said, as if
reading my thoughts, “I’ll put you on a wave where there’s nobody to mess with
your mind.”
He did — a reef break a quarter
mile from the nearest access point. For the next two hours, Tim and John had a
field day ripping the chunky left-hand
wave, and I squeezed in a few rides between wipeouts. The bigger waves in the
sets were slightly overhead, and though the waves’ lips weren’t quite arcing
outward to form tubes, we found ourselves in the midst of a minor miracle:
riding a great break in Hawaii on a Saturday with no one else out. Even Laird Hamilton doesn’t get Jaws all to
himself, but here the three of us were, dropping into wave after wave under
Walter’s watchful eye.
After the second session,
exhausted, we docked Walter’s boat in a nearby cove and waded to shore near our
designated pick-up spot. Two cars stopped immediately, their drivers offering
Walter a ride to wherever he might be going. Before he headed off to a family
luau, I asked Walter about the bucket-of-blood story. He laughed. It’s a great
story, he said, but way too theatrical for Molokai.
“I don’t know anyone who would
go to that much trouble,” he said. “If you don’t want people to come there,
it’s pretty simple — you’d just pop ‘em.”
III.
On Sunday, the sky opened up and
drenched Hawaii in the most voluminous downpour it had seen in months. The
clouds blazed with lightning, and flash floods shut down many of the islands’
towns. Roads were closed and Maui’s helicopter fleet was grounded. Had we
delayed our trip by a day, it wouldn’t have happened.
I waited out the worst of the
storm in Hecock’s, an open-air sports bar overlooking the beach in front of
Tim’s surf shop in Lahaina. The rain made the bar feel downright cozy as the
New England Patriots and the Indianapolis Colts cracked helmets on TV screens
above the tables. A barmaid joined several patrons for copious mid-morning
cocktails while trading guy-trouble stories with a waitress.
I kept an eye on the waves out front, and when the rain lightened a bit, grabbed one of Tim’s boards and paddled out. Despite the weather, the waves breaking at the Lahaina breakwall were attended by dozens of surfers, and I couldn’t help but pine for Walter’s secret spot on Molokai. One wave closed out on me and bounced me off the lava rocks below. I paddled past the impact zone, sat up on my board, and raised my knee out of the water – the reef had claimed a few stripes of skin from my kneecap.
Image by mswebersd via Flickr
It wasn’t a 5-gallon-bucketworth of blood, but it was enough to send a
message: unlike the unlucky surfers in the Molokai tale, I’d gotten what I came
for, and it was time to go.
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