Modnerdity

I'm in the home office, writing up an interview with an astronaut while wearing Jumpsoles and a hypergravity belt, placing phone calls and SMS text messages from my laptop through my cell phone via a Bluetooth wireless connection, receiving calls through a headset connected to the same phone, while connecting to the internet via a WiFi network through a base station which is also streaming music directly into my stereo system from my iTunes software application, which I am manipulating with Salling Clicker software, which lets me use my cell phone as a Bluetooth remote-control device.
This is ridiculous.